That Is Something...

I mean, wow.

I watched 7th Heaven way back when. I thought she was hot then too. And still...

Thank you IMDB.

Moron Football

I swear, sometimes it's just mond-boggling how stupid a coach, or set of coaches, can be.

I don't care how great you are at stopping the run, but if you can't stop the pass, it doesn't matter. Football analysts always talk about how the teams that rush the ball well usually win the game. But that's just horse-speak.

If my team gets 10 yards rushing per game, but they average 500 yards passing, I don't care if your defense is focused on the run. I'm happier if it is.

You can only stay in the 4-3 defense for so long. You get burned deep. Your corners get exposed. You rely on your safeties one too many times.

You can't get a touchdown on 1st and Goal at the 1-yard line. It takes you 4 tries. And in the procecss, you get your Heisman-caliber quarterback injured.

The defense allows 45 points. The offensive line can't block when you need that one punt. The running backs can't hold into the ball.

If were a coach and I had to create a gameplan to beat Texas, it would consist of passing the ball down the field at all times. If it's man-coverage, you win. If it's a zone, you win.

And you don't have to worry about halftime changes. It doesn't happen. Just throw the ball.

I hate this. I hate people.

Mavs 0 - 1

Timeouts don't carry over to the next game, Avery. Use them if your team is stinking up the place in the 4th quarter. You need to score points to win the game!

And stop acting like you don't know how to shoot the ball.