Personal Ad

So, I'm a few days late, but I hear Carmen Electra is single again.

In case she should ever randomly find this blog...

My name is FBombAndy. I am 6'5, around 230 lbs, and that's with 3% body fat. My hopes of playing in the NFL diminished when I discovered my passion for astrophysics.

I won the Nobel Peace Prize in 2001 for saving 1,000 small children from a burning orphanage. I have adopted 20 of the children so far.

I am fluent in 4 languages, including Italian and Spanish. Not many people know it, but I give Emeril advice on what recipes he should use for each show. Everytime he says "Bam," he is secretly thanking me.

I can play nearly every musical instrument in existance today, but I specialize in performing Classical Guitar pieces. In candlelight.

Most importantly, I listen to every word as if it's the last I'll ever hear.

Ok, so most of it is a lie. Except for the last thing. Isn't that the most important thing? Call me.