Decisions, Decisions...

I still get that one feeling.

I like to keep my options open because I never know when some celebrity is going to realize, "Hey, this FBombAndy guy is amazing. I've got to get with him." And in the meantime, I like to keep a list prepared for which famous women I want the most.

I was watching the National Heads-Up Poker Championship on one of those HD channels. It was the semifinals, and some chic was taking on Paul Wasicka. I just saw the last name 'Elizabeth.' I couldn't figure it out, so I just kept watching. Right before the commercial, they called her 'Shannon.'

Yes, that Shannon Elizabeth.

I went to Wikipedia just to double-check.

I think she's at the top of my list. She's a bit older than me, but I don't care. Age isn't that important to me. (OK, Jennifer Tilly, another poker pro, is 48. That is just a bit too old for me. She still looks good and all, but that's old enough to be one of my parents. Not cool.) Shannon Elizabeth is 33, and from Texas. That's my 'in' right there. And 33 isn't too bad. It's just 10 years. (Closer to 11.)

Next on the list would be Hayden Panettiere, but she's not 18 yet. She's off-limits.

I was flipping through the HBOs this afternoon, and I saw Amanda Bynes. She's cute enough. I guess she can fill that spot for right now.

I don't have a No. 3 right now. If Kate Beckinsale weren't married, she'd be here.

OK, I'll go with Rachel Specter from those RGX Bodyspray commercials. Absolutely hot. Don't know if she counts as a celebrity yet.

Maybe I should have people text message their vote in. Or call a special number. Then I can tally up the count and present the results tomorrow night at 8PM Central Time. (I really don't watch the show. Generic people should not be allowed to vote for generic music.)

Katherine Heigl. (I don't like Grey's Anatomy. I like The Ringer.) Jennifer Love-Hewitt. Eliza Dushku. Elisha Cuthbert. Lacey Chabert. Natalie Portman.

OK, I made up my mind.

Shannon Elizabeth.
Lacey Chabert.
Rachel Specter.
Amanda Bynes (Placeholder for Hayden Panettiere.)
Katherine Heigl.
Natalie Portman.
Elisha Cuthbert.
Eliza Dushku.
Jennifer Love-Hewitt.

I need a 10th.

Rachel McAdams.