Hey Man

...slow down. Slow down.

That settles it. Next Thanksgiving, I'm not leaving town. I don't care who is showing up in Dallas, I'm not going anywhere.

Traffic was a nightmare. Most of it was unnecessary. I'm glad I don't drive, because I'm afraid that if I did, I would constantly be in a foul mood. Punching the steering wheel, cussing at the top of my lungs, and flipping off many a driver. What should have been a 3-hour trip lasted nearly 5 hours. (Yes, I know some of you have had much longer car trips. Or bus trips.)

Tom Cruise bought a sonogram machine. I hate him.

Jessica Simpson is getting separated? Eh, she has serious man-face going on in some of her pictures. I guess it'll be interesting to see who she tricks next.

And these cases just keep popping up. You know, back when I was in high school, we didn't have teachers like these. And even if we did, none of them were attractive.

Alright. I'm tired. I'm going to pass out for half of a day and see what happens.