I Like What I See

I filled out a survey that was sitting in my junk mail folder. One of the questions was, "What is the first feature you notice in the opposite sex?" I know that I answered jokingly "teh b00bs!"

And now I think about what exactly makes someone sexy to me.

I have to say that one feature I am very critical of is a woman's legs. I notice the muscle tone, the curvature of the quad and hamstring, the proportion of the upper leg to the lower leg, and the ratio of leg length to the entire body. I know perfect legs when I see them.

Unfortunately, the second thing I notice is a woman's rear. I say 'unfortunately' because most of the females I see today do not have a rear to look at. This whole fashion trend of wearing jeans that are too tight and hug right below the waist is terrible. I hope it's fading out. Too many 'muffin tops.' And too many times I see a profile where the back leads directly to the leg, with no curve at all to spot.

However, I am proud to say that eyes are third on the list. Nothing is better than a brunette with blue eyes.

Yea, getting all three is a rarity. I'm willing to wait though.

As far as personality goes, I can't pinpoint what I like, but I'll try.

• Women who understand that Mavs games are important.
• Women who understand that every once in a while, I'll want complete silence.
• I like a woman who takes time to make sure everything is perfect.
• Women who call me.

I can tell you what I don't like.

• Extreme feminists. (The ones who don't shave.)
• Women who burp out loud, on purpose.
• Women with more than two pets. (A cat, a dog, or both is fine. More is not.)

Eh, I'll think about it some more.