What Is Love?

The blood is love...

I'm thinking about whatever it is that I love. Honestly, I guess I'm not thinking about anything.

I've had many a female love me. Or so they said. Which shows why I'm still single. I'm not looking for love right now. I haven't been looking for love at all in my 21 years of existance. I'm just looking for fun, easy, no-strings-attached fun. The kind of fun where you wake up in the morning, grab your pants, and run out of the door. The kind of fun that ruins your life because you know you'll never experience anything like that again.

There was a speaker on the edge of campus Friday afternoon. He was shouting "the word" about how we're all going to Hell. He talked about pre-marital sex and how it's sinful and what-not. Some of the other students were just laughing at him. One said out loud, "I was going to Hell anyway." I don't think pre-marital sex gives you instant damnation. I can only imagine a few actions that just couldn't be forgiven.

By the way, that AXE body wash, phoenix-scented, is killer.

So yea, birth control is awesome. I saw an ad for something called the NuvaRing. All of the women in the advertisement looked so happy. They must have been happy because now they can share their "goods" with any guy that walks by. Makes me happy too.

So, my plan is to get some sleep, dream about models, and wake up for school. Begin...now!