Fix It

Ok, I have a few things I just have to say.

First of all, muffin tops are disgusting. If your jeans are obviously too small for you, don't wear them. It's doesn't make you more attractive. In fact, you'll look better if you wear jeans of the correct size.

I heard some blonde chic yapping on her phone about how she just wants a guy she can fall asleep with. Liar. There are guys out there who can fill that void in your bed. You're just too picky.

Also, I don't know what they're called, but those boots that have the fur lining at the top are unattractive. I have no idea why people would wear those. Especially in Texas.

And now, just so that in a week I can laugh at how quickly I change, I will describe my ideal woman.

Brunette with a ponytail, green long-sleeve shirt, tight-but-not-too-tight jeans, about 5'6, with light brown eyes. Or blue. That'd be cool.