Again And Again

When I'm awake until the wee hours of the morning, I usually have the TV on in the background. I may put it on mute if there's music I want to listen to. But one of the perks is the Spanish station, Univision.

First of all, any spanish-speaking show has incredibly weird humor. It's even better if you're not trying to translate everything in your head. You get crazed expressions, weird animals, and anything else that doesn't make sense. In between those shows are commercials for telenovelas. There's always a mystery, and everyone looks at each other like it's the end of the world. Very bad over-acting. Then there are the shows in between. I kid you not, in one preview, a woman wants some guy, so he blindfolds her in her bedroom. He grabs his clothes, opens the door, and lets his friend in while sneaking out.

Second, all shows on Univision have at least one hot chic. It must be mandatory, because even the news has a hot anchor, or weatherwoman. In fact, if a show is missing their usual hot host, they will bring in random girls in bikinis to sit in the background. Absolutely amazing.

If there's nothing good on the spanish stations, I just channel-surf for a bit. I've noticed a few other things...

1. Fergie can't sing. And she has sausage fingers.
2. At least 3 different channels advertise Girls Gone Wild after 3AM.
3. All of the local channels with "original programming" suck.
4. You don't need money to learn about Tae-bo, Yoga, Pilates, etc.
5. Cats hate the Ionic Breeze.
6. There are 100s of ways to earn money from home.

I also use this time to think. There's always something on my mind. It could be a person, tomorrow, or anything I saw recently. I'm facing a decision on who to keep, and I'm trying to keep things peaceful.

I'm looking around on Facebook, and I'm trying to find songs to dedicate to people. Of course, not doing this for dudes. But then I realized something else. Most of the chics I've added on Facebook are either currently not single, or I don't talk to them anymore. Maybe both.

But, it's past 6AM, and I should force some sleep.