Eulogy

Oh, the sadness!

Long and slender, I would hold you in my right hand. Wiggle you just a bit to get that perfect feel. It was great whether it was alone in my room, or in front of guests. I never knew such happiness. Pure elation.

Alas, I come here not to praise my Guitar Hero controller's whammy bar, but to bury it. And praise it.

So, I put it back in the case, preparing it for the long winter ahead. No more "rocking out."

...

I'll just buy a new one.