If I ruled the world...
Professors who read off of slides that are available online would not be allowed to teach. I don't like being read to, and I'm not going to pay someone to read to me. Get off of your ass and teach something useful.
ESPN would be run by Bill Simmons. He tells it like it is and he doesn't care what management thinks.
Speaking of ESPN, Chris Berman would be fired for making ridiculous sounds. Act like a man!
And as far as baseball goes, all series will be best of 1. That's right, one game, one winner. And the season will only be 35 games long.
Women's shirts that are sizes small or medium will be tighter. I don't want to imagine anything. I need visuals. And tight shirts are to be worn year-round. Just because it's cold outside doesn't mean you should deprive men of seeing your curves.
If you have ugly feet, you can't wear flip-flops. It's not hard to take care of your feet, and it isn't too much to ask for you to put on some shoes.
MTV and MTV2 would not be allowed to show any programs that do not have music videos. I don't care about some high schoolers that do pranks. The only exceptions to this rule are Jackass and Wildboyz.
And if it rains, class should be cancelled.
Well, I'll follow that last one even though I don't rule anything. Seriously, if it's raining tomorrow morning when I wake up, I'm not going. Besides, my first class is Software Engineering and the prof reads from slides. Oh, and accuses students of 'surfing' instead of paying attention. I guess it's kind of true. If you want the class to be more interactive, make it interesting!
Sunday, October 15, 2006
Just Dreaming
Posted by FBombAndy at 10:50 PM
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2 comments:
Dude, I have one up on you. I have a professor who reads directly from the book...literally. And it takes him an hour to go through 2 pages. I hate this class - it's a 4 hour class on Monday nights from 6pm to 10pm. I would give anything to miss this class.
I don't think I've had a prof like that. Even if I have, I wouldn't remember since I would never go to a class like that.
By the way, what's up with profs that take attendance? We're paying, and if we don't want to go, don't count it against us.
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